The Parrot & The Magician
A magician needed a break from the stress of city living, and so took a job on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The pay was average, but the perks were good, and as the audience would be different each week, the magician didn’t have to practice to hard: he could repeat the same tricks every week.

However, over time, a small problem developed. The captain's parrot saw the shows each week, and began to understand how the magician did each trick. The parrot began squawking during the show…
"Look, it's not the same hat"…
"He's hiding the flowers under the table"…
"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?" …

The magician was furious, but, of course, he couldn’t do anything about it. The captain would not have been happy if anything had happened to his parrot.

One night the parrot starts again to tell how the magician's tricks work. The magician pulls out a gun and shoots at the parrot. The parrot dodged the bullet; it hit a propane tank and blew the ship into a million pieces. The only two survivors were the magician and the parrot.
The magician found himself sharing a piece of wood floating in the Caribbean Sea with the parrot. They stared at each other for a few minutes.

Finally, the parrot broke the silence:

"OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

Random Thoughts
If you are family man, travel and skying would be perfect or even a cruise in the Caribbeans. That is if you are Nouveau Riche, if you are not you can still treat your family this Christmas season by driving them to Circus, a perfect place for family get together Nouveau Riche boy.

Nouveau Riche or Not does not matter really if you are contented and happy of what you have. The status is just a bonus for the efforts you put in line.

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THE POPE
After getting all of Pope Benedict’s luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices the Pope still standing
on the curb. ‘Excuse me, Your Holiness,’ says the driver,’ Would you please take your seat so we can leave?’

‘Well, to tell you the truth,’ says the Pope, ‘they never let me drive
at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and now that I’m Pope, I’d really
like to drive today.’

‘I’m sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I’d lose my
job! And what if something should happen?’ protests the driver, wishing
he’d never gone to work that morning.

‘Who’s going to tell? Besides, there might be something extra in it
for you,’ says the Pope with a smile.

Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind
the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the
airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.
(Remember, he’s German.)

‘Please slow down, Your Holiness!’ pleads the worried driver, but the Pope
keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. ‘Oh, De ar God, I’m
gonna lose my license — and my job!’ moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets
on the radio. ‘I need to talk to the Chief,’ he says to the dispatcher.

The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he’s stopped a limo
going a hundred and five.

‘So bust him,’ says the Chief.

‘I don’t think we want to do that, he’s really big,’ said the cop.

The Chief exclaimed,’ All the more reason!’

‘No, I mean really important,’ said the cop with a bit of persistence.

The Chief then asked, ‘Who ya got there, the Mayor?’

Cop: ‘Bigger.’

Chief: ‘ The Governor?’

Cop: ‘Bigger.’

Chief: ‘The President?’

Cop: ‘Bigger.’

‘Well,’ said the Chief, ‘Who is it?’

Cop: ‘I think it’s God!’

The Chief is stumped, ‘ You been drinking, John? ‘

Cop: ‘ No Sir.’

Chief : ‘ Then what makes you think it’s God?’

Cop: ‘He’s got the Pope as a chauffeur.’

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This is another batch Text Messages. If you are broken hearted and want to be sentimental for a while, then this Sentimental Text messages is for you.

Text Message 561. I get this feeling we will be together again. No straight  lines make up my life, all roads have bends. No clear cut begging ans so far no dead ends.

Text Message 562. Why are the words goodbye, I am sorry, and I love you so easily pronounced but hard to say?

Text Message 563. If I was given a chance to know a secret, I wished 2 know all the things that gives you happiness because theres no other meaningful gift in this world than to see you happy.

Text Message 564. Within you, I lose myself, without you, I find myself, searching to be lost again.

Text Message 565. You are the answer to every prayer I've offered. You are a song, a dream, a whisper, and I don't know how I could have lived without you for as long as I have you.

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Text Message 566. I've learned that goodbyes will always hurt, pictures never replace having been there, memories good or bad will bring tears, and words can never replace feelings.

Text Message 567. Can't say I don't like you since it's not true, can't bear to leave you because I care for you, can't say a word when with you because all I can't think of is how much I love you.

Text Message 568. I cannot speak, lost my voice, speechless and redundant, because I love you is not enough, I am lost for words.

Text Message 569. I am afraid of loving you for the rest of my life and I am afraid of losing you for the rest of my life. Sometimes I  think if I blink you'll disappear.

Text Message 570.I wish one day you could experience the way I feel about her, even for one second because I would trade my whole life for it.

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Todays batch of Text Messages would be all about Sweet Text Messages that you could forwards to your friends, love ones and as well as to your enemies.

Text Messages 551. Remember me when the wind blows, because every time the wind blows, I whisper "I Love You"

Text Messages 552. If you miss me just touch your heart and you can hear me, and if you really miss me just close tour eyes and you will see me.

Text Messages 553. We are all the work of GOD's magnificent hands. GOD is the potter and we are the clay. Good Day to one of his best works of art.

Text Messages 554. When I miss you, I don't have to go anywhere else just to see you, I just have to look down in my heart and I know I'd see you there because that's where you'll always be... forever.

Text Messages 555. When Sorrow Overwhelms you, don't let yourself be drowned. Swim for a while in tears, but remember to return to shore, because I will be there to wipe yourself dry.

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Text Messages 556. You may find another me, but I'll never look for another you. You will care another me, but I'll care for no one but you. Know why? because they can never be you.

Text Messages 557. Even if we are miles apart, cherishes memories are kept kept at heart. Together the days ahead we'll see because you'll always be someone special to me.

Text Messages 558. If you need a helping hand, I'll give you mine. If you want someone to be with, I will guide you through. And if by chance you've been busy and forgot about me, don't worry I'd still be the same and still be here for you.

Text Messages 559. I don't want to hear you say that you don't care for me. I don't want to hear you say that I don't want you, there are only three magical words that I want to hear from you... and these are the words... I love you.

Text Messages 560. When the situation gets you down, remember there are someone in heaven who loves and watches over you. And there's someone on earth who cares for you... I do.

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Good day guys hope that the last text messages published here satisfied your needs of Friendly, Romantic, Inspirational or Godly for that matter. My Cellphone been idle lately making it hard for me to gather more additional Text messages, when i said idle, no one texted me, no one loves me.. Joke Maybe Next week I can haul another batch of text messages.

Aside from collecting text messages my hobby is watching movies or series, I only watched movies that have interesting plots or story as well as the series. Speaking about series I have DVDs of of Star trek Original Series and The Star trek Voyager(My favorite series) in complete seasons.

I always watched Voyager in HallMark Channel every night when the series was shown, but when the show ended i told my self that i should have a DVD of Vogayer so i can watched it all over again. I am a star trek fan by the way.

You can buy any of the series of Star trek DVDs on Star trek Official website or you can buy it in other online websites like DVDs.com which sells DVDs as well.

Random thoughts
Tip of the day, seeing the rapid increase of petroleum prices its a must that your car is in good condition and you have car insurance just in case accidents happens.

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Another batch of text messages. To the subscriber who is asking for love and romantic quotes for pastor, am trying to get some text messages. I will them maybe next post when i gather enough text messages. But here are some of Godly and Inspirational text messages hope you enjoy it.

Text Message 541. When you walk away, make sure that you haven't left something you can't live without behind. Remember: Nothing last forever, No one will wait forever because someone may pick up what you failed to value.

Text Message 542. An Arrow can be shot only by pulling it back... So when life drags us back with difficulties, it means GOD is launching us into something big. Trust HIM fully.

Text Message 543. You don't have to ask if I care, in every word you will say feel free to tell your worries and realize that I am here for now for always and forever for free!

Text Message 544. Smiling a sign of contentment. Being clam a sign of inner peace. Praying a sign of genuine faith and knowing you a sign of blessing. Good day.

Text Message 545. Life can make us recover whatever hope and dreams we've lost. Certain surprises come our way just when we thought we would never smile again. Good day.

Text Message 546. Prayer is the strength of man and weakness of GOD. GOD cannot resist a man who prays. :)

Text Message 547. The Power of prayer will never leave you, even the darkest of times; it is the greatest weapon known to humankind. The freedom no one can take away. Good night.

Text Message 548. I like this nice thought: "Contentment is not always the fulfillment of what you want. It's the realization of how blessed you are for what you already have."

Text Message 549. Knowing nice persons in this big and complicated world is truly a magical thing but for me knowing you is not only magic it's a blessing.

Text Message 550. Practice the PAUSE! when in doubt, pause; when angry pause; when tired, pause; when stressed pause. And when you PAUSE... PRAY! God bless, good morning.

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