Hello guys, Halloween is fast approaching so let me start this short batch of text messages - a Halloween Text messages you could forward. Good day and enjoy.

Text Message 571. A black baby was given a set of wings by God. The baby asked "Does this mean I'm an angel". God laughed and replied, "Nah niggah you are a bat!" Happy Halloween.

Text Message 572. Just like a ghost,you’ve been haunting’ my dreams, So I’ll propose on Halloween.Love is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you.

Text Message 573. Imagine if there is no seven and Channel 2’s the only one
Makikita araw araw Ay mukha lang ni Pokwang,makikita araw araw ay mukhang aswang! Happy Halloween guys...

Text Message 574. There is a group of students in a laboratory, each is holding a bottle of aborted fetus. One of them got her phone ringing and it was her dad. The girl ran screaming outside the lab. Why? Her dad on the other line said, “Asan ka ba? Bakit ang ingay, puro batang umiiyak!” Good night! Happy Halloween!

Text Message 575. Black magic, voodoo dolls, Skeletons, vampire, witches, Dracula, werewolf, snakes, satan, ghosts, living dead, zombies... They are all that could scare me to death, but they are nothing compare to you... hihihi Happy Halloween

Text Message 576. Santa Clause went out from North Pole, Ride his reindeer and head to town full of gifts and toys. He stop above one scary big house, and went down using the chimney. He froze seeing blood all around him, someone is murder in Christmas Day? Then he see Dracula hanging upside down in the ceiling, it hit him.. Santa is to early, he is drunk again! Happy Halloween fellow!

Text Message 577. A guy walks into a library and says to the prim librarian, “Excuse me, Miss, do you have books on suicide?” To which, she stops her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses, and says, “Fuck off, you bugger, you won’t bring it back!”

Text Message 578. Napansin ng Ama na pag tulog ang anak may binibigkas ito. “Nyt mami dadi lola, BYE
LOLO” Kinabukasan, namatay si Lolo! Pagkalipas ng 1 buwan, binigkas nito. “Nyt mami dadi, BYE LOLA” Kinabukasan, namatay si Lola! Pagkalipas ng 1 Linggo, binigkas nito. “Nyt mami, BYE Dadi” Kinabahan si Dadi, di nakatulog, kinbukasan namatay Ang DRIVER! Happy Hallowen

Text Message 579. BOY: Bakit hindi ka inabot ng isang linggo kina pare? JUAN: 1st day ko dun, natalo ang manok niya sa sabong, tinola ang ulam namin. 2nd day, pinatay ang baboy, lechon ang ulam namin. 3rd day, pinatay ang kambing, kaldereta ang ulam namin. 4th day namatay ang lolo ni pare, kaya umuwi na agad ako. hehehe Happy Halloween!

Text Message 580. The poor Mexican was laying on his death bed with only hours to live. Suddenly he smelled the tamales he loved so dearly. So the terminally ill man pulled himself out of bed and crawled to the kitchen. There his wife was removing a fresh batch from the stove top. As he reached for one, his wife smacked him on the head with a spoon, “Leave them alone! They’re for your funeral.”